Santa's conclusion...

Santa is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...."
Finally he wrote the conclusion........... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"

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A Tamilian call up Santa and asks " Tamil therima??"
Santa got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

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Santa and Banta looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

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Our Santa on an interview 4 DA post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Santa : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......